mancrook:

“omgg be my gay best friend, take me shoppingggg” no how about i steal your credit card and fuck your brother instead hhahaha

Thursday Sep 9 @ 07:11pm with 177,673 notes

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

Thursday Sep 9 @ 07:05pm with 181,526 notes

internetboy69:

Lorde was 4 yrs old when Katy released her first album and still got a Grammy first

Thursday Sep 9 @ 07:04pm with 150,621 notes

diamondpop:

When you’re listening to ARTPOP in public and Venus starts

image

Thursday Sep 9 @ 06:53pm with 1,895 notes

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

Monday Sep 9 @ 06:28pm with 1,071,351 notes
Monday Sep 9 @ 06:25pm with 492 notes
dilarasweltall:

best gif ever

dilarasweltall:

best gif ever

Monday Sep 9 @ 06:25pm with 504 notes
Monday Sep 9 @ 06:24pm with 407,701 notes

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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Monday Sep 9 @ 06:22pm with 257,321 notes

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

Monday Sep 9 @ 06:22pm with 136,511 notes